Birthday

Today is my birthday. Someone asked me today what my plans were and I told them the following:

Plans...

I was thinking of finding a fat kid and stealing his lunch money. Then I thought I would make fun of a retarded person. I might feel bad for a second but then I'd come to the realization that it's my birthday and for one day out of the year I can do as I want. Besides, I'm not retarded and that's awesome. Finally, I might go to a shady Korean "spa" and end the day happily.

I love my birthday.