Who ever created the erasible pen was obviously a hater of lefties. I am a lefty and I feel the wrath of that individual every time I pick up and write with an erasible pen. First of all, the idea behind the erasible pen is ridiculous. If you are that concerned about what you are writing that you might need to erase it and rewrite the word again then maybe you should stick to pencils. Either that or you should stop being a retard and write it correctly the first time around.
A right-handed individual can have a devil-may-care attitude when using one. The problem I have with erasible pens, as a lefty, is that when I use one, my hand is following the pen on the paper. As I write, my hand comes immediately after it, smudging the ink on the paper and giving me a blue splotchy mark on the side of my palm. It's a bitch to clean off too. If I want to avoid contact with the ink I have to write as if I have Cerebral Palsy or something.
There is one good thing about erasible pens.
Whenever I see a blue stain on my palm from an erasible pen, I like to take my frustration out directly on the little fucker. In high school, the hallway lockers had little slits at the top that acted like air vents. If you put the pen in and snap it, the tip comes off and blue ink squirts out in a blob. Sure the locker got stained but so fucking what? It serves the school right for distributing erasible pens to lefties.
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