oh man

So I had a dream last night where a black man pinched my ass. He did it pretty hard too. I was shocked. I've never been pinched in the ass like that before, especially from a black man. Thankfully, it was only a dream... or was it. No, it was a dream... hmmm.

Pool or Fireworks

Had a chance to see the fireworks in NYC from a Penthouse apartment in the Trump Buildings on the West side but gave that sweet deal up for a trip to see the family in New Jersey since they have a pool. Yeah, the pool was sweet.

blogs suck

I want to keep writing for this blog but it gets a bit disheartening when no one reads it. I have not written in this thing for months and I have nothing to say. The usual suspects still piss me off but I got a promotion so I feel a little better. Oh, I went down to Georgia for no reason 2 weeks ago. Ate a lot of free food and almost went blind from staring at my computer for 2 days straight. The Avis counter people had no cars and wound up giving me a mini van (I was hoping for the 12 person van) and they loved my shoes that look like boots. That's as exciting as it gets.

You got something to say?

I'm standing in line at Bath & Body Works trying to buy some bubble bath. Sweet Pea if you must know. The line was pretty long, something I attribute to the fact that there is a sale going on at the moment. I am almost to the check out counter with one person in front of me. I decide to quickly dart out of line and, within sight of the line, get a bottle of body lotion. Mango Mandarin if you must know. I am out of the line literally 3 seconds. As I get back into line ready to pay, this lanky doofus behind me makes a noise like he is disagreeing with my actions. I make nothing of if. 10 seconds later he asks me if I am in line. I said, "I've been in front of you for like a half hour. Did you not notice me the whole time?" I am irrate. This guy is obviously a douche bag but I let it go. 10 seconds go by and he says, "It was 10 minutes not a half hour." I could beat the pencil neck mother fucker but I second guess doing so. I really need the bubble bath and lotion. I also didn't want to justify his comment by turning around so I paid and left. This assholee stayed under my skin for a good half an hour... although it could have been 10 minutes.

My mistake

So I decided to post a thought to the Obama Change website about an idea i had about making it mandatory for all college students to study abroad. I checked back to see the comments and some chick says that it breaks her heart to see someone who has a good idea misspell "mandatory" in the title (manditory). My bad. There isn't any spell check on that damn thing. Maybe instead of trying to get the basics back in the classroom in this country as this chick mentioned, they should try to inforce spell check on all websites... that includes this one. I've survived 31 years with improper grammar and I have several diplomas. I owe it all to spell check.