A dog's life.

I asked a friend today what dog she would be if she could be a dog. Her response: One of those ones u shove in ur purse...
Or a Lab

I really don't care what kind of dog I am, I'd just like to be any dog so I can piss on whatever I want, screw whatever I want, poo where ever I want and have somebody pick it up for me. When they bent down I would look at them and say to myself every time, "That's right, kneel before Zod!"

That would be awesome.