Super Powers

I tend to believe that everyone thinks about having super powers. It's like people having theme songs. Mine for instance is the theme to Sanford and Son. Everybody has a different one though. People have different ideas what their special super power is. Some want to fly, others to be invisible. Those are great super powers, don't get me wrong. I'd like to have those too. But I won't choose either of those as my number one super power. I think if I had the choice I would choose the ability to make people play strip poker. If I'm in a bar with a lot of hot chicks, I'll make them want to play strip poker. I'll have a few token guys there for the girls to get excited about but the ratio would work totally in my favor. And of course I would always win but I would make it look like I almost lost just to keep things interesting. I'm not sure what I would call myself but I like "The Strip Poker". It works on several levels there for... awesome.