Flava Flav!!!!

This is a dream I had the other night:
I'm at my apartment (which doesn't look like my apartment). Apparently there is an orgy going on and I'm not a part of it. My wife comes to me and tells me one of the guests was mean to her or something. I turn into Al Pacino and drag the guy outside to the elevator which has a jacuzzi next to it. I beat the shit out of him and come back inside. My bankers are there and they tell me to take all my money out of the bank and just hold onto it. The door opens and the cops have the dude who I beat up and are taking him downtown. I follow in my car. I am now riding along a city street and supposedly following my friends to a party but I lose them. I pull up to a Strip joint where they are suppose to be inside. I don't have any money to get in but the bouncer lets me in anyway. I tell the hostess that I am here to see friends and she directs me to a room in the back. I see about a dozen people there including Paris Hilton and Flava Flav. We hang out for a moment and as people are getting ready to leave I notice Paris coming on to me. I tell her, "I don't want to hook-up with you because I like us as we are now. As friends. I like when I come in to a room and you smile at me and I don't want to lose that." So Paris, my wife and I head to my new apartment which is a super swanky penthouse. Paris says she wants to go to the roof and check out the amazing city skyline view so we head on up. We get to the top and the view is amazing. The building is so big that we need to hop into a car and drive to the edge of the building for a better view. We don't stop the car however. We just cruise around and come back. On the way back we pass a small college where the students are having a crazy party. Students are hanging out of windows and beer is everywhere. We get back to the stairs. Instead of going back down Paris notices a sign that says there is a plumber one flight up. Nevermind that this is the roof. So I go upstairs and sure enough there is a small room for a plumber to work out of. The plumber is kneeling down, facing away fixing something. his plumber crack is showing. I wake up.