Is there anything more wonderful that going on Spring Break? I personally wouldn't know. I spent my spring break at college going home, visiting my girlfriend or doing nothing at all. I have sometimes envied my peers as I listened to their tales of debauchery and recklessness. Consuming enough cheap beer that could kill an average sized moose. Hitting on girls that had this been any other situation in any other location would never even have looked at you otherwise... and scoring with them. Doing stupid things like streaking through an authentic taco stand in the middle of the night in a small Mexican town that you can't or care not to pronounce.
I envy these good times.
What sucks though is going to a place to enjoy spring break and finding something different. A colleague of mine told me a nice story of going to Florida with 2 married friends and a bachelor for his party and the first night was in a bar where the mullet and not $10 was your entry fee. Some patrons had teeth that would make even a grown man cry. I could only imagine the sight of this place upon walking in. I felt bad for him but I knew that at the very least, he could rally these mullet-wearing, Meister Chow chugging, teethless yokels to streak around the bar and yell out over and over, "Spring Break, Spring Break!!!"
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