Home theater

I think the only reason I would ever get a huge house is so that I could put a home theater room in it. The kind you see on MTV Cribs. You would enter the room and there would be a dozen comfortable La-Z-Boy recliners and a big ass screen. I would have my own special chair just like on Cribs that no one is allowed to sit in. I would never go out to the movies again. I hate going to the movies. I hate dealing with people because they are rude, slovenly, low-brow types who think they own the theater. Chairs are being hit, noises are being made, wrappers crinkle incessantly. The absolute worst part of the movie theater experience is when people clap at the end. This isn't a broadway show or an opera performance! They can't even hear you asshole! Most of the time the clapping is for a movie that sucks anyway. I went to see 10,000 BC last night and at the end a few people clapped. Seriously?
In my private theater, no one claps and no one makes any noise. In fact, I'll watch all my movies by my self... naked. Yeah, that's right. I said naked. It's my theater and I can do whatever the hell I feel like.