V.I.P.

It's that time of the year again when the leaves start changing and the temperature starts dropping and the U.N. Assembly does it's shtick and fucks with all of mid-town Manhattan. For a whole week the top leaders of the world come to NYC and talk their winded talk and congest traffic for 3-4 days. I walk to work everyday and it's amusing to have to wait for a motorcade to go by or see beefy suits with ear pieces swarming every big hotel or even seeing every available police officer standing in the middle of the streets doing nothing. It's probably the best time to commit a crime elsewhere in the city. Who's gonna be there to stop ya?
Anyway, I can see how it can be annoying to most New Yorkers. Why do you need all this security? Where are we, Beirut? I don't think these people are very important at all. I agree with Booger in Revenge of the Nerd II. They are all V.I.P.s... Very Immense Penises.