We Are All Lottery Winners

I find it problematic when someone tells me that they have never won a thing in their life. They are of course referring to the lottery or a raffle or any other chance event. I find this a problem because each and every one of them have won the biggest lottery of all time. Here's how I see it:
Everybody, including you, has or had a dad. Your dad, at an early age like around 12, figured out how to masterbate. With each ejaculate he produced anywhere from 50 million to 150 million individual sperm. Figure he wacked off on average once a day for many years until he finally found a woman to do it for him. Your dad has lots of sex with many of these women and each time he ejaculates he produces 50 million to 150 million sperm. Eventually, after all those years of fucking girlfriends and strangers he will meet you mom. He has lots of sex with your mom and each time he ejaculates he produces 50 million to 150 million sperm. At some point, either on purpose or by accident, during one of those sex sessions that produces 50 million to 150 million individual sperm, 1 of those little guys of the trillions of spermatozoa that your dad produced over the course of his entire life, makes it to the promise land and fertilizes one of your mom's eggs. And that little lottery winner is you.