Monday, January 26, 2009
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I'm standing in line at Bath & Body Works trying to buy some bubble bath. Sweet Pea if you must know. The line was pretty long, something I attribute to the fact that there is a sale going on at the moment. I am almost to the check out counter with one person in front of me. I decide to quickly dart out of line and, within sight of the line, get a bottle of body lotion. Mango Mandarin if you must know. I am out of the line literally 3 seconds. As I get back into line ready to pay, this lanky doofus behind me makes a noise like he is disagreeing with my actions. I make nothing of if. 10 seconds later he asks me if I am in line. I said, "I've been in front of you for like a half hour. Did you not notice me the whole time?" I am irrate. This guy is obviously a douche bag but I let it go. 10 seconds go by and he says, "It was 10 minutes not a half hour." I could beat the pencil neck mother fucker but I second guess doing so. I really need the bubble bath and lotion. I also didn't want to justify his comment by turning around so I paid and left. This assholee stayed under my skin for a good half an hour... although it could have been 10 minutes.
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