I was talking to a work colleague outside while he was having a smoke. I was complaining that the company didn't have a softball team this year. That kinda sucks because I love playing company softball. I feel I perform better while I'm buzzed, kind of like sex. I'm more relaxed and smack balls better.
We started talking about other team sports we would like to do. Dodgeball, handball, kickball. I loved to play kickball. It seemed so easy to punt the big red ball when I was younger. I also liked being able to peg other children with the ball to get them out. I think the best part of the game was watching people get strikes at the plate. In softball if you whiff, it's a shame. In kickball if you get a strike, you look fucking retarded. It's a big red, bouncy ball coming at you on the ground at 5 miles an hour... and you miss. You simply have to be fucking retarded. I loved to watch it because people always looked pathetic when they missed. I would think about running to the backstop to grab the missed ball and peg them for being so retarded.
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