One of the many dangers that can happen on the streets of this city is getting hit by some guy on a bike who's speeding through the city streets like he's Quicksilver. I am always mindful of them when I cross the street, looking at on-coming traffic to make sure they are not approaching. Even when the street is packed with cars, they can sometimes come at you from the sides so you have to be careful. I have nothing bad to say about them. I wish they didn't ride so fast but I understand they have packages they need to deliver and I should be watching out for them just in case.
Today however, as I was getting off the bus, I look in the direction of traffic before I headed across the street. I barely took 1 step when this fat retard almost hits me going the wrong way up the street on his bike. I don't mean to use the phrase in a derogatory way. I mean it literally. He was obese and had attributes that were signs of obvious low intellect. He didn't even look back at me as he yelled, "Hey!!!" to get me out of the way. I yelled back, "Hey, fat retard! Come back here! My fist wants to dance on your face!" Fat stupid fuck kept on going. There must have been a free Jell-o give away or something. No time to stop. Must get free Jell-o!
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