Pervy Claus

Every time I see a guy with thinning white hair and a white beard I think 2 things. 1: he looks like Santa and 2: he does this because he is a pervert. I think the Santa look has a bit of a Pedo feel to it. It's not a coincidence that a lot of child molesters have this look. I don't know what makes men do this when they get to middle age but frankly, I think it's a little creepy. And they are always assholes. It's like they know that they look like Santa and they feel compelled to act the opposite of the good hearted, fat guy in the red suit. Can't you just picture one of them saying to you, "want some candy little girl?" Ew. It's even weirder when you're a guy a they say that to you.