Most men take for granted and most women don't know that balls have a mind of their own. People think they just hang there in the sack and do nothing. This is not true. When it is cold out, they shrink up closer to the body for more warmth. When it is warm, they hang loose and sway in the breeze. Even more obscure than that is if you look really close and watch them for a minute or two, you'll notice they move around. The skin around them slinks this way and that like a caterpillar over a rock. It is very hypnotizing. Like watching a lava lamp when you're stoned.
A side note: I've heard they taste good too.
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my lava lamp has entertained me on so many other levels since i've read this blog. Thanks, Nunslayer :)
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