Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Harem

I want my own private Harem. I don't need too many girls in it, just enough to keep things fresh. Maybe around 10 at one time. They would revolve in and out of my Harem once I got tired of them or they got too old. Kind of like Menudo. If I could have been anyone in history, I would have been Suleiman the Magnificient Tenth Sultan of the Ottoman Empire. The guy was born into the the greatest situation any person could ask for when being born. The Empire was at its largest so he didn't need to expand further if he didn't want to. Ottoman society was at relative peace so he didn't need to fight if he didn't want to. Being born the Tenth in line had a positive ring to it so he was looked at as the greatest even before he could walk. Above all, he had a Harem that would make Hugh Hefner weep. I don't need the amount of women he had in his, which I heard was in the hundreds, but A few would be nice. It's all I'm asking for.

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