Ass Clown

I was riding back from New Jersey the other day when I pulled up to a stop light. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a middle aged man who was bald up top with curly blonde hair around the sides and back. He was sporting a thick blond mustache to match. He looked like Bozo the Clown's perverted uncle. I could not stop looking at him. Like looking at road kill. Disturbing yet captivating. He apparently noticed I was looking at him and stared right back. He then proceeded to give me an air kiss thinking it would distract me and make me look away. I did not. I stared straight at him and as mock response I licked my lips. He gave a nervous chuckle as he turned to face foward and I could read his lips say "asshole". Yeah, I might be an asshole pal but you're a fuckin' clown faggot, dude.