Some people don't like to use the office crapper. I don't mind so much. I don't like to use it when someone else is in the room though. I feel weird trying to squeeze one out and someone is a few feet away. What if a loud fart comes out. I know the person can't see me but they might recognize my shoes under the door and match up my shoes later with that individual he heard trumpeting in the john a little while earlier. The Shame!
Other than that, I don't really mind the office loo. I especially like it when someone leaves reading material. Most of the time it's the daily paper or some shitty (no pun intended) client pamphlet that he left there on purpose to annoy the next shitter. However, sometimes you get real lucky and every once in a blue moon someone leaves a Maxim or FHM lying there. That's pure gold. I usually sit around for a good 30 minutes before I finish up when the good stuff is available. I am tempted to take the Maxim with me but I think it is bad karma. Someone else usually winds up taking it but they're shit heads anyway.
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