Old People

Old people bother me. Not because of their advanced age though. I don't like them because they think that being elderly allowed them to get away with doing stupid shit. Having a conversation with the bus driver is a good example. I didn't realize that the 35 year old black male bus driver was best buddies with the 80 year old white woman with hairy legs. Apparently they are because she won't shut the fuck up.
Old Asian women are the worse. Try getting onto an elevator or a train seat once an old Asian woman wants the same thing. They will bite you to get there first. I've seen it. And did you ever notice that old Asian women look like Shar-Peis? Maybe I have an issue with old women. Old men don't really bother me as much. I can really only say that the way an old man dresses is bothersome. Next time you see an old man, look at the way he is dressed and tell me you don't want to throw a blanket over him so the rest of the world does not have to look at his poor fashion sense.
I know one day I too will get old as long as nothing kills me first. There will probably be a 30-something guy who sits on his computer or what ever type of technology they will be using in the future to spew mindless commentary on and rants about being bothered by my kind. That's ok. I'll just be waiting for the bastard on a random street corner one day with a blanket. I'll throw it over him so the rest of the world does not have to look at his poor fashion sense.