Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Man up

I saw a near altercation today between 2 grown men crossing the street. Here is the situation: 2 men, morning rush hour, crossing a busy Manhattan street before the light changes again. There is a crowd of people all around them and I am behind them several people back walking in the same direction. 1 guy is a 30 something Asian man with headphones on. The other is a late 40 something white guy with strikingly disturbing white hair. I sense he is a real douche bag. In fact, I know he is a douche bag. Asian guy bumps into douche bag as they both cross. Douche mutters something to Asian guy. Asian guy continues to walk forward and mutter something back. The 2 men continue to walk forward and exchange verbal diatribes at each other without missing a step. Neither individual confronts the other other than to say a few snide remarks. This continues for half a block until they both enter the same building. Door holding does not happen. I walk on.
Why couldn't the Asian guy stop, turn around and be a man? Get in the guys face with your egg drop breath and tell the douche bag if a real problem exists or does he need to drop him like the balls on a 12 year old boy going through puberty. Get real for god's sake. Walking on and saying shit under your breath makes you look like the Far East Pussy that you are. The other guy is a total douche bag! I could smell his douchy ass 10 feet away. God, I hate Pussies and Assholes so much.

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